The Helpful Critic

We are the Helpful Critic. We are all of you. We will improve the world by pointing out what is wrong with it. Heed our words, remove the wrongs, and the world will be a better place.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

We didn't like


Pluto.
That good for nothing little ball.
Pluto is not worthy of being a planet in this solar system.
You have seen what we can do.

We did not


We did not like the Prime Minister of Thailand.
We did not think he did a very good job.
We wanted to illustrate to you how we change the world.
The Prime Minister of Thailand no longer has power.
You can thank us later.

We have chosen

This. This example of American Iconography.
This will embody us, for those of you too week to think without eyes.

We are

We are the Helpful Critic.
We are not here to hurt you.
We are here to help.
But, to do so
We must point out what is wrong
your mistakes
your faults
We will make your world a better place.
for instance,
to start
we demand the instant removal, from the earth, of

Whitney Houston.

We will have more demands soon.