The Helpful Critic

We didn't like

2006-09-19T18:42:00.000-04:00

Pluto.

That good for nothing little ball.

Pluto is not worthy of being a planet in this solar system.

You have seen what we can do.

2006-09-19T18:07:00.000-04:00

We did not like the Prime Minister of Thailand.

We did not think he did a very good job.

We wanted to illustrate to you how we change the world.

The Prime Minister of Thailand no longer has power.

You can thank us later.

2006-09-19T17:34:00.000-04:00

This. This example of American Iconography.

This will embody us, for those of you too week to think without eyes.

2006-09-19T17:18:00.000-04:00

We are the Helpful Critic.

We are not here to hurt you.

We are here to help.

But, to do so

We must point out what is wrong

your mistakes

your faults

We will make your world a better place.

for instance,

to start

we demand the instant removal, from the earth, of

Whitney Houston.

We will have more demands soon.